still 30% convinced the gollum game is fake. i hadn't heard of it until today, and every screenshot looks like a fake mock-up. am i being punk'd? is ashton kutcher right around the corner? am i being pwned? it's impossible to say

white, early twenties, disabled, lesbian, plural. a cat that just so happens to be a person. sister of @yrgirlkv. makes things, sometimes.
last.fm (cassandra-rose)
still 30% convinced the gollum game is fake. i hadn't heard of it until today, and every screenshot looks like a fake mock-up. am i being punk'd? is ashton kutcher right around the corner? am i being pwned? it's impossible to say
i wish it was fake, cass and rose - oh how i wish it was fake. unfortunately the false memories They implanted into me to lead me into believing it's always been real have surfaced saying that Gollum was revealed back at The Game Awards™️. the game is purchasable on The Places You Buy Games From, and boy have people bought it and ripped it apart
unfortunately times two, the gameplay still looks so fucking fake this whole game is like someone made a series of shitty joke suggestions to The Boys and they somehow stumbled their way through 'doing it for the bit' so hard that they accidentally made it real
one day, provided this game manages to stick in the public conscious long enough, im sure ill give in to The Urges and pirate a copy or something just to experience it for myself