Soap or Die is a 21-minute documentary interviewing with a gigantic piece of shit who thinks he fuckin rules. the kind of guy who makes a documentary about himself, then uploads that documentary to his own youtube channel. the kind of game who has a hashtag of his own last name tattooed above his eyebrow.
the documentary is a rambling, unfocused mess, but -- and this is key -- it fucking hates the guy it's about. there are so many tiny editing things that make it clear that somebody absolutely despises the guy who commissioned this auto-documentary to begin with.
it's an extremely fun watch, especially in a group setting
my favorite shot is this really dramatic low-angle circle shot of our protagonist as he stands on a bridge, but after like a spin and a half you can see a couple of women pointing and laughing at him in the background
the kids today they think, y'know, sega and sonic invented soap shoes
i want shorter documentaries about worse guys and im not kidding
the protagonist of this movie, having a normal one as a brand ambassador for his hobby, about to hit the reply all button


