Smarty Pants Teen Guy Formula. maybe it's because i'm neither a teen nor a guy, but this combination of words is profoundly unsettling to me. what is Guy Formula? why has it been left to age for so long? i couldn't say.

white, early twenties, disabled, lesbian, plural. a cat that just so happens to be a person. sister of @yrgirlkv. makes things, sometimes.
last.fm (cassandra-rose)
Smarty Pants Teen Guy Formula. maybe it's because i'm neither a teen nor a guy, but this combination of words is profoundly unsettling to me. what is Guy Formula? why has it been left to age for so long? i couldn't say.
i imagine Guy Formula is like T but also it would give the guy that takes it extra superpowers like even more bones and regenerating hp for your eyes?
thank goodness this Smarty Pants Teen Guy Formula is non-GMO, i don't know where the Smarty Pants Teen Guys in my life would be if it weren't
That's a concerning number of * on that label
"vitamin K for BONES*"? What does that mean?