white, early twenties, disabled, lesbian, plural. a cat that just so happens to be a person. sister of @yrgirlkv. makes things, sometimes.
last.fm (cassandra-rose)
me: Oh god, what now? I'm supposed to be at jury duty in an hour. I don't have time for a sadistic puzzle room
jigsaw: My bad. I didn't know. Here, I'll come let you out
me: Thanks bud
jigsaw: I think we both know why you're here
me: Because I lied about having jury duty?
jigsaw: Because you lied about having jury duty
Jigsaw's defense attorney: Your Honor, this juror has a pre-existing relationship with our client, rendering him ineligible to sit on the jury for this case.
Judge: Upheld.
You, staring daggers into Jigsaw: You win this time, Puppet.
you're definitely breaking the good post quota but i'll let it pass
