catball

Meowdy Pawdner

  • she /they

pictures of my rats: @rats
yiddish folktale bot (currently offline): @Yiddish-Folktales

Seattle area
trans 🏳️‍⚧️ somewhere between (30 - 35)


Personal website
catball.dev/
Mastodon (not sure if I'll use this)
digipres.club/@cat
Pillowfort (not sure if I'll use this)
www.pillowfort.social/catball
Monthly Newsletter (email me to join)
newsletter AT computer DOT garden
Monthly Nudesletter (18+ only, email me to join)
nudesletter AT computer DOT garden
Rat Pics (placeholder, will update)
rats.computer.garden/
Website League main profile
transgender.city/@cat
Website League nudes profile
transgender.city/@hotcat
Website League rat pics
transgender.city/@rats


Subject: [ACTION REQUIRED - Please Read!!] HR Notice
Body:

Your vacation time off was approved. No action is required.


Subject: [URGENT] Mandatory Meeting in 3 Minutes
Body:

hewwo this is your project manager, I'm lonely UwU


Subject: Townhall Fireside AMA with Some Director you didn't know you had!
Body:

My performance evals are coming up soon and I need to make an appearance before the peons. I will give a 50 minute presentation with absolutely no content. 10 minutes are held for Q&A, but I will not actually answer any questions.


Subject: Automated Robot Logger Message Broker Notification
Body:

(100 lines of entirely unreadable garbage)

A server somewhere is on fire. The company is hemorrhaging money. End times are nigh.

(100 more lines of entirely unreadable garbage)


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in reply to @catball's post:

This is entirely too accurate.

Being on an internal infra team I also get

Subject: Quick question
Body:

Yeah hey I did a thing but nothing happened why not?

OR

Hey I saw a funny little hiccup on your frontend and it either means the network blinked for a second, or you broke the Frooboz Wizbanger, which would be pretty bad because then we'd lose all our money and get sued by German probably, but there's only like a 0.001% chance of that but you might want to look into it thx.