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Was reading an article about how Google's instant answers claim you can "melt an egg", so I tried it out for myself, and now the instant answer says yes but the source is the article about the bad answer

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/09/can-you-melt-eggs-quoras-ai-says-yes-and-google-is-sharing-the-result/

nicky flowers @nicky9/26/2023, 4:17 PM

it's so cool how you can't trust anything you read online even harder than before. i love the dissolution of truth in service of capital. mmmmmm yummy melted eggs

Tom (tired of the computer)@masklayer9/26/2023, 4:38 PM

I don't even care. I believe it. I'm smelting an egg ingot right now and "facts" cannot stop me

I have the power of google and chat gpt on my side

Ok gonna throw up now

cat @catball9/28/2023, 4:04 AM

secret real fact: you can make easy scrambled eggs in the microwave

stir two eggs until mixed, microwave 90 seconds

now you have a spongey scrambled egg mass, kinda like mcdonalds breakfast sandwich eggs

#eggs #scrambled eggs #microwave eggs #not a joke

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in reply to @dog's post:

Internet Janitor @internet-janitor9/26/2023, 4:52 PM

Google: "Organizing the world's information, and making something statistically similar to it universally accessible and useless."

authentic soft fennec friend brand fennecs @softfennec9/27/2023, 12:05 AM

i love that it's become a circular reference

in reply to @masklayer's post:

colin @vogon9/26/2023, 4:43 PM

I was gonna link a video I used to love of one of those factories where they make long eggs (aka egg ingots) but google has also rendered this video unfindable in order to keep the truth from getting out

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Parker Posey's Mouth @AllisonIsLivid9/28/2023, 5:12 AM

Thanks for the tip, Cat!

cat @catball9/30/2023, 1:43 PM

no prob :)