I was recently able to obtain an original copy of The Sims XVII in spite of local and federal laws, complete with its stock induction coil ignition system and faulty pressure relief valves.
Despite the obvious dangers, I played the game for several hours and uncovered a gameplay exploit that has not yet been recorded.
A Sim which has the Buddhist aspiration sheds dharma whenever they find themselves without want, e.g. a need meter is at zero. This can be achieved, likely unintentionally, by simply fulfilling a need.
There are several buffs that stack multiplicatively which increase speed of masturbation (referred to as "self woo-hoo" in North American copies of the game), and masturbating will zero out the social need meter. With careful timing and planning, a sim can masturbate 127 times in a day and reach enlightenment by cranking their hog nonstop for as little as one week.
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