rat beam (turns people into rats) vs rat beam (fires a narrow column of rats at relativistic speed)
Relativistic Rat Beam would be an amazing band name.

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rat beam (turns people into rats) vs rat beam (fires a narrow column of rats at relativistic speed)
Relativistic Rat Beam would be an amazing band name.
Terrifying.
Where can I get one? For... recreational purposes.
If we can find the un-rat beam, we can fire the rat beam (turn something into rats) then fire the rat beam (to project said rats at near luminal speed) then fire the un-rat beam (turn the rats back into their original form).
do NOT confuse the un-rat beam with the anti-rat beam, lest you annihilate your cargo. unless you're into that
You can probably cut rocks cleanly with the second rat beam.
It's just the rat usage that I find a tad upsetting.