Subject: [ACTION REQUIRED - Please Read!!] HR Notice
Body:
Your vacation time off was approved. No action is required.
Subject: [URGENT] Mandatory Meeting in 3 Minutes
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hewwo this is your project manager, I'm lonely UwU
Subject: Townhall Fireside AMA with Some Director you didn't know you had!
Body:
My performance evals are coming up soon and I need to make an appearance before the peons. I will give a 50 minute presentation with absolutely no content. 10 minutes are held for Q&A, but I will not actually answer any questions.
Subject: Automated Robot Logger Message Broker Notification
Body:
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A server somewhere is on fire. The company is hemorrhaging money. End times are nigh.
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