Was reading an article about how Google's instant answers claim you can "melt an egg", so I tried it out for myself, and now the instant answer says yes but the source is the article about the bad answer

it's so cool how you can't trust anything you read online even harder than before. i love the dissolution of truth in service of capital. mmmmmm yummy melted eggs

I don't even care. I believe it. I'm smelting an egg ingot right now and "facts" cannot stop me

I have the power of google and chat gpt on my side

stir two eggs until mixed, microwave 90 seconds

now you have a spongey scrambled egg mass, kinda like mcdonalds breakfast sandwich eggs