catball

Meowdy Pawdner

  • she /they

pictures of my rats: @rats
yiddish folktale bot (currently offline): @Yiddish-Folktales

Seattle area
trans 🏳️‍⚧️ somewhere between (30 - 35)


Personal website
catball.dev/
Mastodon (not sure if I'll use this)
digipres.club/@cat
Pillowfort (not sure if I'll use this)
www.pillowfort.social/catball
Monthly Newsletter (email me to join)
newsletter AT computer DOT garden
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nudesletter AT computer DOT garden
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Website League main profile
transgender.city/@cat
Website League nudes profile
transgender.city/@hotcat
Website League rat pics
transgender.city/@rats

posts from @catball tagged #rdw

also:

gaydarade
@gaydarade

title: with prejudice
cost: bbr
art: picture of a dude stabbing another dude, Very Vigorously
types: sorcery
oracle: Destroy target creature. If that creature would be regenerated while this spell is on the stack, copy this spell.
Flavor text: "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE."



gaydarade
@gaydarade

title: kill him again
cost: bbg
art: picture of a lady standing on top of a coffin at a funeral with a shotgun pointed down into the casket
types: sorcery
oracle: Destroy target creature, then regenerate it. If target creature is regenerated this way, destroy it.
Flavor text: "I fuckin' told him! I told him exactly what I'd do!"


gaydarade
@gaydarade

title: Head Then Heart
cost: bbb
art: a deranged vampire/zombie hunter creeping about with a stake and crossbow
oracle: Destroy target creature. Then, if that creature is still on the battlefield, destroy it again.
Flavor text: "It's the only way to be sure."


gaydarade
@gaydarade

title: spellknife parry
cost: ubb
art: a foppish wizard with a rapier stabbing a skeleton through the ribs, but the tip of the blade has teleported up into the skeleton's skull and shattered through the forehead.
oracle: destroy target creature. Counter the next spell or abilty that would regenerate that creature this turn, unless its owner pays 3.
Flavor text: "En garde and have at you! Err, ahem, HAD at you."


gaydarade
@gaydarade

title: cruel verdict
cost: wbb
art: A ghost kneeling on the executioner's block looking at its own still-bloody corpse with dismay, while the executioner raises the axe high.
oracle: Destroy target tapped creature. If that creature has been regenerated this turn, or would be regenerated as this spell resolves, exile it instead.
Flavor text: "No wriggling out of this one."


gaydarade
@gaydarade

i just wanted to make some "destroy this, it cant be regenerated" ideas that are clumsier and weirder but effectively pretty similar.


NireBryce
@NireBryce

Funerary Shotgun (Artifact, Equipment)


catball
@catball

title: Goblin Spellbook
cost: rrr
art: Red lighting shoots from a goblin. In the distance, a wizard squirts magic toward lightning. Both the lightning and magic are converging on a cow chewing cud obliviously in an idyllic pasture
oracle: Deal 3 damage to a target. If this spell is targeted, deal an additional 3 damage to this spell's original target. If a another spell or ability targets this spell's target, deal an additional 3 damage to this spell's original target
flavor: The only spell a goblin needs to know is lightning bolt