• They/He/It

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Obsessed with (animal)(being)(body part) on a purely academic basis. Observer and collector of funny usernames. This is actually my alt account

While you were distracted reading this I already bit you


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catboyboots
@catboyboots

What would my hourly wage have to be to eat dirt full time? And not a delicious dirt like clay. A nasty dirt


stosb
@stosb

my sources tell me market rate is $53 per year, which is around 2.54 ¢ per hour, assuming a 40-hour work week


catboyboots
@catboyboots

Two interesting factors at play here, mainly I could probably eat way more dirt than an earthworm, and they probably find that dirt delicious. Maybe there’s a third, secret kind of dirt only I can chew.