oh for fuck's sake. what now
i've been asleep for. uh what's that. 3 hours? who the fuck is blowing up my phone
No, I'll be back later.
Hey, where's the shuttle bay from here? Thanks.
Operator: Diane Williams
Settings load failed. Retaining prior configuration.
Dammit, are my dotfiles fucked up again? Shuttle, take us down to -14h.
No STC announce detected.
Who the fuck was flying this thing without auto STC announce? Come on
Tower, this is shuttle pilot Diane Williams, notify planned maneuver to ring minus one four sector hotel, um, possible subsequent close approach to DS7833 Wayward Theorist.
Thanks, Tower.
Okay, what the hell is this about.
Man, y'all gotta clean this place out. I appreciate the 2150s time capsule aesthetic but, y'know, some of us have to walk around in there.
That's uh. Ivy, that's a stereo. You could go to Rinn's right now and buy a
Well, matches the amp, anyways. Those are both from Sol IV and like 2130 but the speakers are actually pre-warp, if you'll believe it. Got 'em from a guy who was just happy to get 'em out of their storage unit
Okay, I will reluctantly admit that's kind of cool. And it all just works together?
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aw man.... it says it's playing. do we have the input wrong or
god dammit ivy
ivy how the hell is a stereo gonna work in vacuum
Okay, I guess this is a teaching moment. I can actually hear a bit through conduction, so it's working -- do y'all have a high-res laser rangefinder handy?
Lemme take this grill off. Alright, point it right here on the cone, then highpass-filter the distance and hook that to a spare radio channel.
What! Music!
Ivy, how the hell did you find a pre-warp sound system and not figure out that it works by pushing atmosphere around? That's what sound is. I know y'all can just listen to transducer inputs or direct digital or whatever but humanoids get music through gas pressure detection ONLY. Also they can't SURVIVE in vacuum that's why it doesn't say no vacuum. Like it also doesn't say no furnace
Well, we've learned something. That's what we get for hanging around on humanoid gear forums.
So, wanna head planetside and try it out properly?
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C'mere, you giant dork...
