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A git commit message from 1 year ago:STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT
- PAGES WERE NEVER MEANT TO CHANGE
- YEARS OF JAVASCRIPT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for serving anything more than TRULY STATIC CONTENT
- Wanted dynamic content anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called SERVER-SIDE RENDERING
- "Yes please give me [Object object] of something. Please give me [!+[]+!+[]+!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+[] of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what JavaScript developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & virtual machines we built for them (This is REAL JavaScript, done by REAL JavaScript developers):
"([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]" ?????
"class Timer extends React.Component" ?????????
"unction(a,b){for(var c=[],d=0;d<b;d++)c[d]=a;return c},s_Taa=function(a){for(var b=[],c=0;c<arguments.length;c++){var d=arguments[c];if(Array.isArray(d))for(var e=0;e<d.length;e+=8192){var f=s_Laa(d,e,e+8192);f=s_Taa.apply(null,f);for(var g=0;g<f.length;g++)b.push(f[g])}else b.push(d)}return b},s_Uaa=function(a,b){a.length&&(b%=a.length,0<b?Array.prototype.unshift.apply(a,a.splice(-b,b)):0>b&&Array.prototype.push.apply(a,a.splice(0,
-b)));return a},s_Vaa=function(){return s_Eaa(s_ia(),"WebKit")&&!s_ka("Edge")},s_Waa=function(){return s_" ?????????????
"Hello I would like `const apples = 5` please" They have played us for absolute fools
Signed-off-by: Sarah <80788438+gltile-two-electric-boogaloo@users.noreply.github.com>