famous punished tumblrina
Star/Roxy
she/her
23, Dutch
Polyam plural trans dyke whos taller than mew. 13 girlfriends and counting.
cow panic is pussy flat fuck friday.

posts from @catgirldick tagged #wizards being used here as a species-neutral alternative to people btw

also:

catgirldick
@catgirldick

As a girl who thaught herself to talk in catpuns to the point it takes meowre effort not to, my fafurrite by far is feeling/feline. Its just. So elegant

(Also good lord its been like 6 years since i started this already??)



catgirldick
@catgirldick

Meowre elaborate of a word than the dozens of paw, claw, mew, purr and fur oppurrtunities, and yet it flows so well, its real easy to parse what word its replacin, its got almeowst the exact same cadence


catgirldick
@catgirldick

I should expand my repurrtoire with species i think

  • Link/links=lynx
  • Lying/laying=lion
  • cheater/cheating=cheetah

Thats all i can think of rn, but im sure theres spots to use like, tiger, panther, jaguar, etc


catgirldick
@catgirldick

Tired = tigered suggested by a friend, n thats absolutely adorable i think

On its own a bit of a stretch yeah but i think in meowst sentences mew can infer what its suppawsed to be.


catgirldick
@catgirldick

Its a bit of a subjective skill in that sense,
At times i dont go fur efurry catpun cos a sentence will just turn out "i meow meow that mew meow meow" ("I know now that you know now").

spoken out loud thisd work just fine cos following meows are being pronounced different from the one directly preceding it

I run into this way meowre often than mew think :3c


catgirldick
@catgirldick

Makes me think of when vriskas hafta partially suspend their quirk to say the word 'bait'. Both cos its hard to parse '88' as an actual word, and said number has unfurtunate connotatnyans


catgirldick
@catgirldick

Mewsually my catpun frequency ratio is set like. Not even close to the max, meowstly cos if i inclawrpurrate efurry single catpun i can fit into a sentence, it tends to nyactually beclawme a little challenging to parse, n my user expurrience oriented designer ass meows that will be actively detrimental to gettin wizards to actually read what im saying