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neko scape 98

transbian neet, amateur game dev autist, you know the type

currently writing and designing Price of Flight

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dreadwedge
@dreadwedge
  • I am very good at walking down the stairs.
  • I have an acute sense of balance that never fails me.
  • I have over 9 years of experience walking down the stairs.
  • I am proficient in many stair varieties including spiral, carpeted, and no risers.
  • I have walked down a number of well-respected and academically rigorous staircases, and did not fall or have any trouble doing so.
  • many of the stairs down which I have previously walked remember me fondly.
  • Walking down the stairs is one of my “special skills.”
  • There are no large gaps or unnecessary “landings” in my employment history.
  • I always operate at a very high level, but could come down from there should I choose to do so.
  • My biggest weakness? I would have to say my powerful and confident gait when descending from an altitude, with which I often outpace my companions without noticing, leaving them behind to suffer along without me.
  • I often find that I consider escalators to be quite normal and they do not provoke in me any strong emotions.

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