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transbian neet, amateur game dev autist, you know the type

currently writing and designing Price of Flight

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MayaGay
@MayaGay

Welcome. Take a load off, enjoy some crudites. If you clicked on this profile after seeing a funny post, well here are some more posts I've written that are pretty good.


MOVIE REVIEWS

MOVIE REVIEWS

No Hard Feelings (2023)

Come Back To The 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean Jimmy Dean (1982)

D.E.B.S. (2004)

My Partner & I Had An Impromptu Movie Marathon Consisting Of The Following:

Skinamarink (2023)

I Like Killing Flies (2004)

Weird: The Al Yankovich Story(2022)

Nope (2022)

Blogspot Reviews Archive

Freaks and Geeks (1999)

Looper (2012)

Free Money (1998)

Doc Martin

Bernie (2011)

Super Mario Bros. (1993)

The Wire Seasons 1 & 2

NERD SHIT

NERD  SHIT

Mall Movies at Anthology

Posting

The funniest music cue in TV history

Famicom Detective Agency II for SNES

I Uploaded the Soundtrack For BS Legend of Zelda On YouTube Cause Nobody Else Had And I Felt Like It

FIX IT IN PRE!!

Yesterday I was having a bad Mental Health Time so my partner decided to be really cute and sent me this

RIP Kenneth Anger

We had a fire alarm that has needed a battery replacement for, like, a year. So every 5-10 mins it would emit a loud "BEEP!"

Film Noir Cinema

We Decided To Try Something New

Spoons Toons & Booze: 420

A Show of Shows!

You Know John Quincy Adams Was Absolutely Destroying These Lanes From Braintree to Williamstown.

🤡

I finished The Nutmeg's Curse last night

Hourly Comics Day 2023

Poem Strip

Definitively Ranking The Greatest Animated Characters That Disney Has Every Produced Or Acquired Later In A Corporate Takeover

LEARNING ABOUT THE BS ZELDA GAMES

Ode to Winston Zakata

It's 6AM & I Can't Go Back To Sleep, Help Me Judd Hirsch!

I Told My Partner I Was Doing This And She Said Be Careful That I Don't "Break My Toy." It's Not A Toy! It's Real Important Adult Shit!

Finally, A Version Of A Charlie Brown Christmas With Some Blatant Commercialism!

O Kirby Tree! O Kirby Tree!

Throw Back To The Time I Met The Lady Who Sings The Manos: The Hands of Fate Love Theme

My Two Favorite Moments Of The Yu-Gi-Oh! Dub

Ice Cream & Beast Vol. 1 & 2

A Strange Loop

SILLY THINGS

SILLY THINGS

looking at recipes online

Cohost: The Chastity Belt of Websites

Hachi Machi the Rock!

Maya hee. Maya hoo. Maya ha. Maya ha ha.

Sometimes I think I have too many books

Honey, it's going to be okay.

In many ways, Justice For All is a stupid game.

Honey, it's going to be okay.

The Land Before Time XVII: The Tree Leaf Festival

ME WISHING ON A MONKEY'S PAW

Stuck in an unending cycle of violence?

Introducing all new Hamburger Hinder™️

FREE GIMMICK ACCOUNT FOR LOVING HOME: Good Eats Facts

YOU: Goku is the strongest character ever, he would never be able to lose in a fight!

ask: Fuck, Mary, Elect, Hire, Exile, Kill, for the six monster cereal mascots.

Y'all ever notice the sun doesn't shine as bright

Howdy newbies! If you're new to Cohost, here are some tips to get started!

teddy bear wearing fishnet stockings

Best McDonalds Items, Right Off The Fucking Dome

I'm really good at saying people's first names out loud

popping on an episode of the HBO miniseries "Show Me A Hero," but I had misheard and thought it was called "Show Me A Butthole"

really appreciate the people who are like "i found a slug in my garden and I'm keeping them! their name is leaf! :)"

Which Dinosaur Had The Biggest Penis: An Investigation

administrative hiccup whenever I am at the doctor

Ah, another day of curating my online garden.

Hot Dogs Were 2 For 1 At The Store

Watching Phantom of the Opera (1925)

wyd when

starting Cohost Minus

THIS AIN'T

At The Movies, with Manfred Von Karma

The hottest woman to ever be on film

* me watching Tangled (2010) *

I am something of a Hollywood insider

BILLY CRYSTAL HOSTING THE 2023 OSCARS

Pretty effed up

Have You Ever Wanted To Watch A Movie About A 70s Heist Pulled Off By Doberman Pinschers?

Have You Met My Friend, Bathtub Harry?

Big Shout Out To "Tom"

Haven't Watched THE LAST OF US Or Ever Played The Game, BUT

the surest fire way to get a laugh

Military Industrial Complex? Nah, Military Industrial Simple

* me at the Love Shack *

Passed By This Pop Up Cafe Downtown

Inspired By True Defensive Measures

Jake from State Farm Wants More

Why Weren't You At Elf Practice?

I Am An Adult, Goddammit!

Watched The Filmed Version Of Hamilton Last Night

Getting Into My Andy Rooney Era

Bad News, Harrison Ford

The Most Thrilling Theater Experience Of The Year

ME, EVERY SINGLE WEEK WITHOUT FAIL, WATCHING THE NEWEST SPY X FAMILY:

ME: God, please send me a sign of what the meaning of true happiness is. Also, please send it in the form of a vanity license plate.

OFFICE OF RICHARD P. RUBINSTEIN - THE PARAMOUNT LOT - 1989

Me Seeing A Child In A Sandbox

Did Jay-Z name himself after the J/Z subway line?

INTERNET COMMENTS THAT OFTEN CROSS MY MIND

If I'm a politician in Gotham you better believe I'm not going to any fucking grand openings of anything.

Ask Ramona

📷 Photo Feed 📷

🎶 The Forever Playlist 🎶


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