ceargaest

[tʃæɑ̯rˠɣæːst]

linguist & software engineer in Lenapehoking; jewish ancom trans woman.

since twitter's burning gonna try bringing my posts about language stuff and losing my shit over star wars and such here - hi!


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despite Abrams's attempts to repeat the original trilogy and Johnson's attempts to break with tradition and people's complaints against Johnson for it, The Last Jedi I think has the most of these, both good and bad ones.


IV and VII:

  • three cool core characters introduced, two boys and one girl
  • the two boys have very gay chemistry and lots of people ship them and at least one of the actors supports people reading their character as gay
  • a boy and the girl also have chemistry
  • droid with important intel on desert planet
  • murderball
  • darksider with voice-changey helmet who is still subordinate to British imperial officers
  • someone gets Anakin's lightsaber
  • someone Refuses The Call to be a jedi or whatever
  • murderball destroys planet that you know nothing about at all
  • old mentor character killed by his son/apprentice darksider on the murderball
  • they blow up the murderball
  • Chewie forgotten, prioritizing newcomer human
  • Leia comforts someone who lost someone they basically just met when she just had a huge loss herself

V and VIII:

  • at the start things are going badly for the resistance
  • split the party
  • separate the boys so they can't be gay :(
  • but they do at least have a brief moment when one is injured?
  • one of the gays annoys an upper-class Alderaanian woman for the whole movie
  • rebel ship being chased and time and space for things happening with the different groups don't make any sense?
  • force student from desert planet along with R2-D2 tracks down old jedi master hermit on remote planet
  • old jedi master hermit has disgusting diet
  • hermit initially refuses to train student
  • spooky force cave
  • student has force phone calls with darksider
  • student leaves when master says they shouldn't
  • darksider no longer subject to British oversight
  • cool lightsaber fight scene
  • Anakin's lightsaber gone again
  • betrayed by someone from the bougie planet
  • walkers attack ice planet base
  • Leia uses the force
  • jedi master does something really impressive with the force
  • at the end things are still going badly for the resistance

VI and IX: (I haven't actually watched IX just know a few things from synopses lol)

  • student is a more fully trained jedi now
  • Sheev's alive
  • murderball's back again
  • weird little alien guy
  • Forest Moon of Endor
  • lightning
  • none of the main character ships happen :(
  • irredeemable war criminal darksider is redeemed and dies
  • Sheev's dead again
  • force ghosts show up

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