there's a new serial killer out there whose psychosexual pathology is just surprising people and shooting them with a gun. The media has started calling him The Gun Killer
CSI GUY: Victim's male, mid-40's. But get this: he was-
BRILLIANT BUT TORMENTED FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: -Shot in the head or body.
CSI GUY: (shocked) How did you know?
BRILLIANT BUT TORMENTED FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: he's back.
after they catch him they keep him in a special prison cell with plastic bubbles over his hands so he can't shoot and kill anyone with a gun
CSI GUY: This is the Gun Killer's M.O. alright... But where's the bullet?
BRILLIANT BUT TORMENTED FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: No, this – something's wrong... It doesn't line up, this, this isn't –
JUNIOR INVESTIGATOR: Just got the report back from the lab. They're saying the wound came from a sharp-pointed subsonic projectile, plus there's signs of something being pulled out –
BRILLIANT BUT TORMENTED FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: Crossbow bolt.
CSI GUY: Shit. We've got a copycat.
