the mayor just called to congratulate me for my sillyguy swag. i told him i don’t really know what he meant by that and he said “haha yep, theeere it is!” honestly the mayor’s sort of a dick
someone from the city just called; i guess the mayor saw this post and now he’s sulking in his burrow. they’re gonna make me do mayor stuff til he calms down since i was the one who upset him. joke’s on them though, now nobody can stop me from getting that building permit for a tower that goes to heaven