my proposal: i want an impossible shape of pasta, and i want it to be impossible in a brand new way. not impossible like it's at the extremes of technique or technology. not impossible in that it can't be embedded or projected into R3. i want the shape of pasta that exhibits wave-particle duality at a macro scale. i want the shape of pasta that fractally diffracts and interferes with itself. i want the shape of pasta where its inside is fully its outside and it is stretched to fully encompass whatever "eternity" is. i want the shape of pasta that is self-aware. i want the shape of pasta that is great at holding the optimal amount of sauce.
while the sorcerer considers my scheme, i escape through a hyperdimensional portal