ceargaest

[tʃæɑ̯rˠɣæːst]

linguist & software engineer in Lenapehoking; jewish ancom trans woman.

since twitter's burning gonna try bringing my posts about language stuff and losing my shit over star wars and such here - hi!


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thricedotted
@thricedotted
bcj
@bcj asked:

a powerful sorcerer has trapped you in a boring and mildly unpleasant room until you invent a new shape of pasta. What is the pasta that earns you your freedom

my proposal: i want an impossible shape of pasta, and i want it to be impossible in a brand new way. not impossible like it's at the extremes of technique or technology. not impossible in that it can't be embedded or projected into R3. i want the shape of pasta that exhibits wave-particle duality at a macro scale. i want the shape of pasta that fractally diffracts and interferes with itself. i want the shape of pasta where its inside is fully its outside and it is stretched to fully encompass whatever "eternity" is. i want the shape of pasta that is self-aware. i want the shape of pasta that is great at holding the optimal amount of sauce.

while the sorcerer considers my scheme, i escape through a hyperdimensional portal


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