TIME 2 SHRED
linguist & software engineer in Lenapehoking; jewish ancom trans woman.
since twitter's burning gonna try bringing my posts about language stuff and losing my shit over star wars and such here - hi!
TIME 2 SHRED
THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED is the best possible line you can put on just about any product
if you ever need something to watch, their industrial shredder commercials are impeccable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvEaEYdHaE0
After I’ve destroyed everything else, how am I supposed to destroy the shredder? Does it come with a self-destruct button?