Can we talk about how, while we weren't looking, the variant sudoku people have gone absolutely off the deep end. Like just completely out of their minds. This is like opening the door to the animal behavior rat utopia experiment and finding that the rats built a pyramid of black stone and are worshipping it.
Link to the actual puzzle, with hopefully-accessible text for this image.
Normal sudoku rules apply. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes. White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye. Through a mirror, inverted is made right. Leave your insides by the door. Push the fingers through the surface into the wet. Arrange 9 3x3 regions on the grid such that each contains the digits 1 through 9. You’ve always been the new you. You want this to be true. We stand around you while you dream. You can almost hear our words but you forget. This happens more and more now. Digits cannot repeat within cages. You gave us the permission in your regulations. We wait in the stains. The word that describes this is redacted.
