ur the best racer to have ever live and will ever live. you were born to race. you came out of the womb with your racing helmet ON, filled with nothing but the desire to be faster than anyone ever was. you are 10000 years old because general relativity says than the faster you move, the slower your time is relative to everyone else's. but that's for most people. you're so fast that general relativity itself gave you a pass and said maybe actually it's ok if you just never age, any time you aren't moving faster than c is time i cant take for granted.
even still, 10000 years is a long time, even for you. but not long enough for the fire within you to dim!! despite being known as a literal force of nature, you still show up at local racing events. just to test yourself. PUSH yourself, just that little bit more. it's never been about winning the race. it's only ever been about how MUCH you win the race. oh you only lapped the top competition 3 times? better try even HARDER.
legends would have been written about you if you hadnt beaten them to it. you are revered and admired by the world, everybody is rooting for you. you dont make mistakes, you make high level strategic plays. careening off the wall after taking a turn a little too greedily? all part of the plan.
anyways i wanna make an arcade racing game where every bit is commentated, your car is like 10x faster than every other car, and you have to do laps around the track but more importantly you have to do laps around the other drivers. be extremely fast and extremely reckless and be praised by the crowd no matter what. not that it matters, the only thing you're racing is yourself.
