
Hey ChatGPT write me just the worst article possible. Like just absolute shit
I have a shithead cousin who once claimed that "British colonialism is good because you can go to a 7/11 in Hong Kong" and I can't fathom the level of brainworms someone has to have to get to conclusions like that
the slimy little prick writes for the fash rag National Review now, writing braindead headlines like "Joe Biden is Dr. Seuss", "Canada must pay America reparations", and "Queering Nuclear Weapons", so he really never intellectually matured past 10 years old