if a car stops at a red light and has its hood most of the way into a pedestrian crosswalk you should legally be able to [REDACTED] but you can settle for playing the bongos on its hood

if a car stops at a red light and has its hood most of the way into a pedestrian crosswalk you should legally be able to [REDACTED] but you can settle for playing the bongos on its hood
i used to fantasize about carrying around a little bottle of liquid white out to subtlely pour onto the front of their vehicle as i passed
my preferred civil retaliation is to take the occupied section of crosswalk verrrrry slowly not an inch from their front bumper, and simply refuse to break eye contact with the driver the entire time
lol they get so fucking mad if you touch the car I mean it's easy to keep it out of my reach bud