-customizable size thanks to the installation of a 20 gallon reserve of patented “Slosh Juice”
-comes with extra back support so heavier encumbrances can be taken in with fewer debuffs
-auto lubricating cleavage for easy and convenient insertion
-milk minus the baby also it actually tastes good
-gun
-cruise control setting for girls whose arms get tired during titfucks
-a strap like on backpacks you can pull to either up the perkiness or increase the sag (always increase the sag)
-extra equip slots for additional tids
No Nobel prizes needed the gift gives itself

