back in my day you'd show up with a fiver and get yourself a delicious, warm circle of grease and dairy. you'd show up with $20? that's food for months

back in my day you'd show up with a fiver and get yourself a delicious, warm circle of grease and dairy. you'd show up with $20? that's food for months
If you're a dumb enough to buy pizza this evening you're a big enough schmuck to come to pizza hut! Bad food! Cold delivery! Thieves!