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DieselBrain
@DieselBrain
Anonymous User asked:

You are tasked with the invention of "Boobs 2", which will be made available to all Boobs Enjoyers as a n optional upgrade when complete. What are the key features of "Boobs 2" and how many Nobel Prizes would you like in return for this service?

-customizable size thanks to the installation of a 20 gallon reserve of patented “Slosh Juice”
-comes with extra back support so heavier encumbrances can be taken in with fewer debuffs
-auto lubricating cleavage for easy and convenient insertion
-milk minus the baby also it actually tastes good
-gun
-cruise control setting for girls whose arms get tired during titfucks
-a strap like on backpacks you can pull to either up the perkiness or increase the sag (always increase the sag)
-extra equip slots for additional tids

No Nobel prizes needed the gift gives itself