🎙️ Okay so like, I know this is a question people have asked about Star Trek before, but like... where the fuck does Starfleet keep the bathrooms?
Like, really think about it. Nobody in Star Trek uses the bathroom. Nobody even talks about the bathroom. They've never even done a bit where an alien dignitary shows up and is like 'hey, where do you keep the head' even in passing. There's like, sonic showers? But I don't think that's what that is.
Seriously, where is Riker cranking one out before his shift? Where does Sisko go after he has a really spicy batch of jambalaya? Is B'Elanna Torres just, like, spending half her day unfucking Voyager's plumbing after Neelix does something unspeakable, or are they just beaming all of it into space or whatever?
[EDIT]: I am learning y'all have, like, a lot of opinions and fan theories on where Starfleet officers drop trou.
there was talk about it in Voyager a few times about bolians not rating human plumbing very highly, and that they apparently do some wicked shits which was a problem when there were only four functioning toilets for the entire crew in one episode
They just get O'Brien to teleport it out of their uniforms.
