if ADHD medicine is supposed to make you more "functional", then how come there's so many side effects?? checkmate psychiatrists

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if ADHD medicine is supposed to make you more "functional", then how come there's so many side effects?? checkmate psychiatrists
this one takes the cake as "most dad joke, least likely to be written by a dad joke" award of the year