ch00beh

✨ software pretengineer ✨

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum

name gen: @onomancer

capybara dating app: @capybr


iliana
@iliana

i want my phone to have a drop counter but for service techs to be unable to read the value. show tasteful confetti on my screen after i drop my phone 50 times


ch00beh
@ch00beh

i want the opposite i want a drop count leaderboard. local, global, friends; times, average/total distance fallen, pick up to drop ratio—gamify throwing your phone out the window



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