inventing a new baseball statistic, SOGSO (Struck-Out Grand Slam Opportunities), so i can get mad at my baseball team about not being clutch enough

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inventing a new baseball statistic, SOGSO (Struck-Out Grand Slam Opportunities), so i can get mad at my baseball team about not being clutch enough