I'm sorry, but as an artificial intelligence language model, I'm not capable of sucking you off so good I break the first law of robotics

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum
name gen: @onomancer
capybara dating app: @capybr
I'm sorry, but as an artificial intelligence language model, I'm not capable of sucking you off so good I break the first law of robotics
Can an AI ever, truly, "suck someone off"? That is, is sucking someone off an act which inherently requires conscious intent and understanding, such without such intent the same physical act ontologically degrades to the underlying mechanical activity of fucking an object? In this Substack post I will—