
i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum
name gen: @onomancer
capybara dating app: @capybr
for some reason it's really funny to me that the french for "preservative free" is "sans agents de conservation" and I am not quite sure I can articulate why this is the case
all 'milk' is mystery flavored until you drink it, when u rly think about it 
Iโm usually willing to take chances, food-wise, but this is a big nope.
This is unhinged, you should always know what flavour a milk is :v
I love flavored milks. I'll take the gamble on the milk gacha.