ch00beh

✨ software pretengineer ✨

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum

name gen: @onomancer

capybara dating app: @capybr


your boyfriend? yeah uhhh we propagated him. like you can keep this half but the other half we put in some fresh compost. no, not like six feet under—well actually maybe i don’t know he might have rooted by now so maybe he has six feet? just like make sure the mother and daughter halves get enough water and sunlight and they’ll grow right back, but not too much water or else they might rot


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