“please, before you kill me, I gotta know — what’s with all the aquatic puns?”
the mafia boss takes a long draw from a cigar
“you axolotl questions”

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum
name gen: @onomancer
capybara dating app: @capybr
“please, before you kill me, I gotta know — what’s with all the aquatic puns?”
the mafia boss takes a long draw from a cigar
“you axolotl questions”
files this away in "Villain ideas for future Wetrunner campaign"