joe m 🐀

@ch00beh

✨ software pretengineer ✨

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www.wobscale.lol/

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum

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joe m 🐀@ch00beh8/11/2023, 6:07 AM

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luna @lunasorcery8/11/2023, 12:09 AM

cohost as a demoscene platform?

i made a real cool css-crime twister effect, but it cooks low-end hardware so proceed w caution i guess

click to see the crimes

this uses two images and a whole lotta crime

#css crimes #twister #demoscene

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cassie @porglezomp8/11/2023, 1:14 AM

If I zoom in on this too much it crashes my browser tab on my phone!

Apsup @Apsup8/11/2023, 1:19 AM

More like a css witchcraft, rather than just crime.

pont @softtummybitch8/11/2023, 1:19 AM

oh that's some clever wizardry there

stroggo @stroggo8/11/2023, 1:20 AM

(I was wondering why my phone started heating up..)

Holy shit this is cool! (＾▽＾)

Jack @MrNuclearMonster8/11/2023, 1:21 AM

Hell yeah!!

Video Cathunk @Exameter8/11/2023, 1:28 AM

This makes my phone lag in a way that somehow fucks up the tagging dialog in a wild way lmao.

Saria Lemes @pedipanol8/11/2023, 1:31 AM

thank you for turning my phone into a free handwarmer

Pendell @pendell8/11/2023, 1:36 AM

Oh I love how this absolutely goes fuckshit if you zoom in at all haha

@darryl @darryl8/11/2023, 2:01 AM

It crashed my browser when I zoomed back out

Björkus "No time_t to Die" Dorkus @ThePhD8/11/2023, 1:52 AM

(* chanting *) CRIMES CRIMES CRIMES CRIMES CRIMES CRTIMES

felidoptera (chridd/chrideedee on most other sites)@felidoptera8/11/2023, 1:56 AM

Ah, a nice animated GIF
*looks at the images*
Wait, what‽

@darryl @darryl8/11/2023, 1:56 AM

More of this sort of thing please

Scree @Screemonster8/11/2023, 2:06 AM

I'm fully expecting someone to just straight-up embed doom in a post at some point

Blit @blit8/11/2023, 2:28 AM

Wait what.
wait what

This rules

Lazer @lazer8/11/2023, 2:52 AM

My phone slows down when I scroll past this and I'm absolutely enthralled with it

Lacey 🐇@SenshellShark8/11/2023, 3:26 AM

Caused a lot of flashing and glitching on my phone. Kinda neat but also dangerous and annoying

Tom Forsyth @tomforsyth8/11/2023, 3:49 AM

Epic. I'm very proud of you. Now don't do it again.

Gravity Pike @gravity-pike8/11/2023, 3:58 AM

oh man my phone really doesn't like this

Minty @AMintyDragon8/11/2023, 5:25 AM

Oh yeah. This is the good stuff.

Kaylon @kaylon8/11/2023, 5:42 AM

that's cool

fluffy @fluffy8/11/2023, 7:48 AM

holy shit that's a lot of <div>s

rabbithawk256 @rabbithawk2568/11/2023, 9:07 AM

stable on Firefox LTS

Vertxsees @Vertxsees8/11/2023, 4:24 PM

hell yeah

Nhan @nhan2k08/11/2023, 5:26 PM

very impressive

Taylor Robinson @tayior8/11/2023, 5:49 PM

and hope the animations dont get desynced

Ecter B.@ecter8/11/2023, 6:11 PM

Looks pretty.

But thanks @staff for post silencing option, because it got my poor old macbook to 90℃ in no time ._.
Please hide stuff like this under CW "hardware damage risk" or something in the future if you care about peeps with low end devices.

luna @lunasorcery8/11/2023, 6:44 PM

yeah that's my bad; I've put it under a details expand now

plasmon @plasmon8/12/2023, 12:47 AM

So when will the devs add support for .mod, .xm, and .it files? That will make cohost a full demoscene platform.

signal eleven @widr8/12/2023, 12:57 AM

god this rules

concoloris @concoloris8/12/2023, 4:49 AM

oh, and I cannot emphasize this enough, my god

february @TommyTorty108/12/2023, 5:19 AM

I'm surprised it's not cooking my intel atom-based chromebook as much as I thought. By eye, it looks like a good number of fps too.

Quentin @qubiste8/14/2023, 9:54 AM

I'm in awe

Paige @MxAshlynn8/15/2023, 3:26 AM

I'm so inspired by this ✨

EPiC_Labs @epic-labs8/22/2023, 11:18 AM

yup rip my phone

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