ch00beh

✨ software pretengineer ✨

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum

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mcc
@mcc

The woman falls back against the wall, clutches a pistol in trembling hands. "Whoa," the man says, holding up his hands. "Whoa, okay. Is there a problem?"

"What is nine plus four?", she asks.

"What?"

"When I'm dreaming." she says, as if half to herself. "That's how I tell if people are real or not. You can have conversations with people in dreams, but if you ask them math problems they can't solve them, not even simple ones. So maybe those… maybe those things work the same way. If you're one of them maybe you won't be able to answer. What's nine plus four."

"It's… thirteen." he says hesitantly.

"What's eight plus three." she says, her shaking unabated.

"…Eleven." he says, smiling, not unkindly.

"What is the seven hundredth prime?"

"5,279." he replies without hesitation.

The pistol fires.


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in reply to @mcc's post:

once, waking up from a series of false-wake dreams to the violent attention of our abuser, we demanded that she count to ten to prove she was real

she was apparently so thrown off by this that she attempted to do it

she didn't have the attention span to get to ten

Reminds me a game called "Knock Harder" (I think it is on Steam)
The idea there is to run around trying to notice incongruities in the environment and decide of this is a dream or not, and wake up enough times so the parasite eating your brains while you are dreaming dies from hunger. The method of waking up was the same as here, with the difference that if you made a wrong decision it is game over.