function internet_time {
printf %.2f\\n "$(((($(TZ=CET date +%H) * 60.0 + $(TZ=CET date +%M)) * 60.0 + $(TZ=CET date +%S)) / 86.4))"
}

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum
name gen: @onomancer
capybara dating app: @capybr
function internet_time {
printf %.2f\\n "$(((($(TZ=CET date +%H) * 60.0 + $(TZ=CET date +%M)) * 60.0 + $(TZ=CET date +%S)) / 86.4))"
}