why did they call it chief umpire when chumpire was right there

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum
name gen: @onomancer
capybara dating app: @capybr
Blaseball fans, i know you're good at Posting, but we gotta get better at Chosting. With Twitter's accelerating descent, we need to find a new place to spread our collective brainrot.
Rebug this with something cool about Blaseball. Storeies, art, data crimes, whatever. I'll start with this terrible joke image made in mid Expansion. It's dumb, but i had to download paint.net to make it. Blaseball literally taught me everything i know about image editing (which isn't much).