joe m 🐀

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I found a pasta maker on the ground a while back

your boyfriend? yeah uhh we spaghettified him. no not like with a black hole, like with a pasta maker. obviously i used a bronze die, we’re not barbarians. yea of course we have an extra place setting for you, i was gonna text you once i got the marinara simmering

hummus made at 11pm after saying “this edible ain’t shit” an hour prior