your boyfriend? yeah he’s toast. the coils were too hot, and he went past a nice golden brown. he’s only carbon now
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your boyfriend? yeah uhh we spaghettified him. no not like with a black hole, like with a pasta maker. obviously i used a bronze die, we’re not barbarians. yea of course we have an extra place setting for you, i was gonna text you once i got the marinara simmering
your boyfriend? yeah uhhh we propagated him. like you can keep this half but the other half we put in some fresh compost. no, not like six feet under—well actually maybe i don’t know he might have rooted by now so maybe he has six feet? just like make sure the mother and daughter halves get enough water and sunlight and they’ll grow right back, but not too much water or else they might rot
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