joe m 🐀

Mech Pilot who is going to see if this place let's them use their drive-thru window.

I need you to check out Arquebus Mess Hall Gamma. This is a personal request. V.VIII Pater let slip that Gamma is the Vespers’ private mess hall, and V.II Snail… V.II Snail has answered his last few calls while chewing on coral fries. We can’t let him taunt us like this. Get to Mess Hall Gamma and secure all the coral fries. Good hunting, 621. I’m counting on you.

Mech Pilot who is going to see if this place let's them use their drive-thru window.

I need you to check out Arquebus Mess Hall Gamma. This is a personal request. V.VIII Pater let slip that Gamma is the Vespers’ private mess hall, and V.II Snail… V.II Snail has answered his last few calls while chewing on coral fries. We can’t let him taunt us like this. Get to Mess Hall Gamma and secure all the coral fries. Good hunting, 621. I’m counting on you.

What's a curse which, if inflicted upon someone, they would never notice it or be able to give it a name, but it would still completely ruin their life?

• curse that removes 100 calories from everything eaten
• curse that adds 100 calories to everything eaten
• curse that causes sleep apnea-like poor sleep due to bad breathing but doesn’t manifest in snoring
• curse that makes air quality 25% worse as it passes through the sinuses
• curse that makes people secretly agree more often with your doubts you have about yourself
• curse that makes you more passive aggressive
• curse that makes you think your phone is buzzing more often than it is
• curse that delays your notifications anywhere between 0 seconds to a whole day
• curse that randomly raises the hairs on the back of your neck when you walk into rooms
• curse of one day you wake up as a cockroach