Eggbug

hi hey hi what whati
what is up
what is up
[1] I want your stuff
Eggbug

oh cool that's neat what stuff like what stuff are you talking about
[1] You know, your... stuff.
Eggbug

i really don't know how would i know what ur talking about lol
[1] Items, trinkets, books. Stuff. You really should know this
Eggbug

okay like, okay yeah idon't know still
[1] Give
Eggbug

what
[1] me
Eggbug

oh mehbark is like making the player like click through a bunch for comedic effect ok
[1] your
Eggbug

it's taking them a ton of effort to make this deep tree though lol like they're typing it in and thinking hm maybe i could abstract this a bit but they know that will be more trouble than it's worth
[1] stuff.
Eggbug

aslo it's 5 in the morning for the— oh it's done
i still have no stuff ok
game over i guess (all of these paths lead to game over (except one (this was definitely planned and not decided as this was being written)))
i still have no stuff ok
game over i guess (all of these paths lead to game over (except one (this was definitely planned and not decided as this was being written)))
[2] Where are your wings???
Eggbug

That my friend, is a long, sad story. There was a time when people cared to hear it, but I fear that time has passed.
[1] Thanks for warning me. That sounds really boring, PASS!
[2] I would be honored to any tale from an eggbug of your stature, let alone one of such great intrigue.
Eggbug

okay, get comfortable, something to eat, something to drink, heck, maybe even rent a portable bathroom to keep nearby. this is a LONG story
[1] I have done every single one of those things, and I also hired a guy to slap me whenever I'm falling asleep (due to length, not boredom, of course).
Eggbug

it was to hard to get the pixelts to work
[3] Based on an in-depth analysis of the mehbark, I have found a power word that will GUARANTEE my victory.
Eggbug

heck yes i love power words have at it ( idoubt it will work no offense)
[1] homestuck
you win
[4] Your thirst is mine, my water is yours. [begin water ritual; 1 dram of water]
You don't have any water because this is a website.
also eggbug probably uses like eggbug juice or something
also eggbug probably uses like eggbug juice or something
[1] Wait, really?
Eggbug

how wouldi know lol ask like a cohost maker lol
[5] Live and drink. [End]
Eggbug

uh what
ok
i guess
every dialogue tree eventually ends anyways so this is just like to look more coqqy iguess
ok
i guess
every dialogue tree eventually ends anyways so this is just like to look more coqqy iguess
