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Pronounced "kƦmÉmil"
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Surely, the website is now saved. I would save it. This is worth it.
(also I was giggling the whole time, thank you)
Instructions unclear, fucking two plushies at once
the people are saying this is one of the best chosts, possibly on the entire website
Incredible. A masterpiece. Also it has Chuck tingle energy and I love that
my girlfriends is eggbug's sister and im a cohost plus subscriber i can confirm we get to fuck the bug
"Wow... It's so big..." She cooed.
"Don't worry. With Cohost Plus's increased upload limit, I can make it fit." The Cohost Plus Subscriber husked.
god
Making one of those braindead-shallow media theory videos with a thumbnail that's just eggbug putting on a clickbait face with the giant text "EGGBUX IS HER CUM?!?!?!"
I always love your writing but this is my favorite- It's beautiful
Pfaaa ha ha that was a riot! Thank you for this, 10/10 chost of all time.
This is so silly but the erotica is beautifully-written. I do really mean that. (Also, if I had a nickel for every time users of a website I'm part of made porn using some kind of logo/mascot of the site or fandom wrote crack raunchy parody porn of inanimate objects, then I'd have at least three nickels, which isn't much, but it is fascinating it's happened three times).
Thanks! I have plenty of erotica that.... isn't this!
Enjoy your nickel, don't spend it all in one place ;3
Congrats, this has successfully worked as an advertisement for not this! I'll check out your other writing when I'm officially awake/have focus. Genuinely very happy to encounter other writers on the site. :) š
i increased my subscription from one up to three cohost pluses after reading this
Holy shit Spectre, that was fucking inspired. I gotta go find some pennies so I too can fuck the bug.
https://cohost.org/edith-is-dead/post/5056252-intern-secretary-egg made something extremely stupid
Petition to rename the trope to Cohost Plus Subscriber Syndrome.
(This is fantastic; I laughed so much)
Can I headcanon that Intern Secretary Eggbug put on some smooth love honk to get in the mood?
We need more unserious pornogrophy in the world honestly
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