chaos-storm

Way too serious about TTRPG

《 Storm - 🇧🇻 - 28 - Bi - NonBinary 》


iridescent-aria
@iridescent-aria
You:

H-hewwo is anybody thewe

He:

*cave slowly begins to fill with water*

You:

H-hewwo pwease somebody help me H-ewwo!!

He:

*you can feel the surface of the water barely lapping at you*

You:

Nononono hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me

He:

god wwest youw soul

You:

Hewwo! Ma'am why awe you doing this to me Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease

He:
Barack Obama, the former president of USA, frowns.
You:

M-mr obama is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo

Obama:
Obama approaches.
You:

@( ◕ x ◕ )@

Pwease Mr Obama Pwease save me i downt wanna die

H-hewwo mr obama awe you still thewe

Obama:
Obama is getting close.
You:

M-mr obama pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed

Ill do anything fow you mr obama pwease hewp

Obama:

Anything?

You:

Anything for you mr obama :3

Obama:

Then perish

Obama is here.
You:

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