After the surgery I'm gonna try to learn CSS/HTML and turn this page into some _House of Leaves bullshit.

Actually wait, how viable would learning this sort of stuff be for trying to get work? Like, before I got more sick I was trying to study for Sec+ certification; what sort of certification/language should I look into if I want to focus on building or maintaining sites? Or is that just not a field you can really get into on any sort of entry-level anymore?