Rose Styla
Man, am I tired of all the crystal healing in rock stores overtaking the cool rock facts. I don't care about whatever...weird metaphysical whatsits you're pinning to this rock, I want to know how it forms, what it's made of, and all of that!
Xena Snowscale
they still don't have the taste though they never do
Rose Styla
Dear please don't lick the pretty gemstones, human bodies aren't good at processing rocks. And they won't taste good. And if it does taste good that's probably lead.
Xena Snowscale
reality is a cruel motherfucker
GOD i missed y'all's chosts
anyway i zhink two zhings are true
- monty deserves a cheese
- xena deserves a rock
Xena Snowscale
SO TRUE BEASTIE I DESERVE A TASTY PRETTY ROCK
Xena Snowscale
oh fuck yes tasty rock. lemme crunch.
Xena Snowscale
*CRONCH*
Xena Snowscale
oh fuck yes zhat r-
Xena Snowscale
...
Xena Snowscale
oh shit
oh snap anozher ate-zhe-rock datapoint, ill go get a metre stick for zhe height records
Xena Snowscale
still exactly a meter tall. zhat didn't change.
intense notetaking sounds
below average height for a yinglet... mostly in line wizh our findings
i feel like youre allowed to handwave data a little when you have a grand total of 3 datapoints
its vaguely a line! im satsified
Xena Snowscale
what do you mean zhat i'm shorter zhan zhe average yinglet even when not a yinglet. zhat's fucked up.
