Rose Styla
Man, am I tired of all the crystal healing in rock stores overtaking the cool rock facts. I don't care about whatever...weird metaphysical whatsits you're pinning to this rock, I want to know how it forms, what it's made of, and all of that!
Xena Snowscale
they still don't have the taste though they never do
Rose Styla
Dear please don't lick the pretty gemstones, human bodies aren't good at processing rocks. And they won't taste good. And if it does taste good that's probably lead.
Xena Snowscale
reality is a cruel motherfucker
GOD i missed y'all's chosts
anyway i zhink two zhings are true
- monty deserves a cheese
- xena deserves a rock
Xena Snowscale
SO TRUE BEASTIE I DESERVE A TASTY PRETTY ROCK
Xena Snowscale
oh fuck yes tasty rock. lemme crunch.
Xena Snowscale
*CRONCH*
Xena Snowscale
oh fuck yes zhat r-
Xena Snowscale
...
Xena Snowscale
oh shit
(wakes up, yawns, walks into room holding adorable novelty dragon themed coffee mug) hiiiii honey-
... Ah, I see the inevitable has occured
Sip
Xena Snowscale
like i said, anyzhing for zhe bit. i love doing bits, zhey're fun.
Andréa de Alarojas
The Tailpoofed Star of Tozarra
Oh shit, zhere were some rock fragments in your hair still-
